Message Ideas

Not sure what to say on your spud? Here's some of our most popular potato puns!Customize Your Potato!

• Haters gonna hate, taters gonna tate.

• We collected money to buy you a gift. This is it.

• Remember that time we got baked like a potato?

• Just wanted to "starch" your day with a smile!

• What's a potato's favorite TV show? Starch Trek.

• Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potated.

• My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!

• What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns, because they're shredded!

• Time fries when you're having fun!

• If we played hot potato I'd lose, because I'd never let you go.

• You're the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!

• Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we're best spuds!

• What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles!

• What do you call a potato that's hesitant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater!

• What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!

• What's a potato's favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.

• What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A Dicktater!

• What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato!

• Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!

• I love you more than I love potatoes.

• Drop it like it's hot (potato).

• Mash me and give thanks.

• Suns out, tots out.

• Yukon do it!

• Thanks to you, i'm saddled with unnecessary peelings.

• If only you knew how mash you mean to me.

• I miss you! I'll see you tater!

• Let's get mashed tonight!

• You must be a potato, because I like you a tot!

• Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!

• John, you have so much po(tato)tential!

• Here's a potato for my best spud!

• Got drunk and found this website. Sorry!

• What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!

• What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator!

• What do you call someone who spends a lot of their time in their garden? A medi-tater!

• I find you very a-peeling.

• I like you a latke!

• You're one hot potato!

• Who needs flowers when you can get surprise potatoes.

• We're a perfect mash.

• What happened when the potato's daughter left dirty dishes in the sink? He became a hot potato.  Happy Fathers day old spud!

• Boil 'em, Mash 'em, put them in a stew. Welcome HOME from Me to you!

• Happy Papa's Day! Get it? Cause papa is potato in Spanish?

• Because a potato is the BEST drunk purchase ever. Love you!

• Rain drop, drop top. Please don't mash this potato for the crock pot!

• Roses are red, This potato is kind of gray, We love you, Have a happy Father's day!

• Have a s-mash-ing birthday!

Customize Your Potato!